Yakub

About
Yakub, in a word, is vocal. He is a loud Trump supporter, though he insists his regular bigoted remarks are "ironic". Despite this, he does not vote for Trump. He religiously writes in McAfee for every election: local and national. Yakub regularly engages in drunken rants with Ashton, slandering the 'terrorist organization ANTIFA, the real fascists'. Yakub also actively reposts from r/the_donald.

He often buys illegal -- albeit patriotic -- fireworks from his cousin who is closely related to Tabitha (and dating).

In order to keep his body is peak condition -- "Do my race justice," as he puts it -- he engages in Crossfit.

He can often be seen wearing a John Deere or MAGA hat.

Sex Life
Yakub is proud of is his "no fatties, no flatties" rule which he applies to all the women he sleeps with. However, Yakub does not only sleep with women, as he secretly cheats on his longterm girlfriend with men he meets on Grindr each week.

Despite his homosexual escapades, he maintains that republican women are just 'naturally more attractive' and regularly jerks off to pictures of Gun Girl.