Jamie

About
Jamie is a white man, and former College Republicans president. This career came to an end when a scandal was uncovered in which he attempted to recreate Trump's piss tape for a "meme".

He has never lived at the Eta Sigma house, though is often there. Jamie does the laundry, defecate, plead for food, and overextends his welcome on the TV.

While Jamie never completes his hours, he ends up always getting out of the fine.